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Vaqueiro 

N. (Pronounced: Va Queer o) The largest domesticated chicken found in middle Europe, particularly the Germany region. This common domesticated fowl (Gallus domesticus)enjoys getting his friend's back from 20 meters away, and when confronted by mediocrely attractive Austrian high school girls, he sweats so hard that you'd be able to tell he's sweating from a German down pour(and that's a tropical storm to most places).

Slang: A chicken
So you planning on calling her now or are you going to pull another vaqueiro like you did when I got you the number?
Vaqueiro by Jack Li July 1, 2006
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Vaqueiro 

N. (Pronounced: Va Queer o) The largest domesticated chicken found in middle Europe, particularly the Germany region. This common domesticated fowl (Gallus domesticus)enjoys getting his friend's back from 20 meters away, and when confronted by mediocrely attractive 13 year olds from Austria he sweats so hard that you'd be able to tell he's sweating from a German down pour(and that's a tropical storm to most places).

Slang: A chicken

Dude, quit being a Vaqueiro and call that 13 year old you got numbers from.
Vaqueiro by Jack Li September 4, 2008
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Vaqueiro 

N. (Pronounced: Va Queer o) The largest domesticated chicken found in middle Europe, particularly the Germany region. This common domesticated fowl (Gallus domesticus)enjoys getting his friend's back from 20 meters away, and when confronted by mediocrely attractive Austrian high school girls, he sweats so hard that you'd be able to tell he's sweating from a German down pour(and that's a tropical storm to most places).

Slang: A chicken
So you planning on calling her now or are you going to pull another vaqueiro like you did when I got you the number?
Vaqueiro by Jack Li September 3, 2008
Means cowboy in Spanish.

-change it to vaquera and it's a cowgirl
"Ese vaquero tiene un rancho."

-that cowboy has a ranch.
Vaquero by Angela pelayo July 14, 2017
In spanish it refers to a gay person since the LE SECRET DE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN movie appeared.
Adrian: Que pedo vaquero?
Alex: Hay que pasooo?
vaquero by adrian0404 December 13, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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