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Vanilla sexy 

1. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who is of extremely pale complexion, and is strangely sexy because of it.

2. (adj) A term typically used to describe females who are sexy, but in a plain way. This is not necessarily a bad thing. See example below.

3. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who "knows the moves" but lacks the looks.
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1. "That man was so pale... and the fact that he is hot because of it is disturbing yet enticing"

2. a) "My girlfriend is vanilla sexy... she is not too special but she's all I need"

2. b) "I have to give her credit, she tries pretty hard. She knows exactly what to do, but she just doesn't attract me, unfortunately"
Vanilla sexy by smokeception November 9, 2012
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Sexy Vanilla 

Sexy Vanilla by TorturedSoul January 14, 2010

Vanillasexual 

Somebody who is sexually attracted to our least favorite non-binary, Vanilla!
Guy 1: Ayo bruh are you gay, bi, or straight.
Guy 2: Nah fuck dat im Vanillasexual
Guy 1: I hate women
Vanillasexual by HenryHater2 May 2, 2021

vanillasexual 

A person with mundane sexual preferences: strictly heterosexual, with no abnormal fetish or kink.
"I want to tell my girlfriend about my pegging fantasies, but I worry she'd think it was too weird; she's a vanillasexual."
vanillasexual by Vickieblair June 14, 2013

vanillasexual 

when you're attracted to aesthetically pleasing girls.
You could tell he was vanillasexual for flirting with the aesthetically pleasing girls.
vanillasexual by flowerynights September 5, 2018
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