Vanilla Salt

Slang for Mayonnaise.

(Vanilla Salt, a household condiment, that is made out of vegetable oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.)
Mike squeezed the Vanilla Salt about three inches over his bread. It looked like the white hoods of Klansmen. Stilt tho...
by TheJackOfSpoons February 09, 2006
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Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.
Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."
by kirisame312 January 28, 2015
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