Van Boy 

A male under the age of 30 whose primary residence is a van or camper. The male is nomadic and has thus learned to be very charming and sometimes cunning in social situations. Van boys are similar to a backpacker or supertramp in their monetary policy but travel by private vehicle instead of public transport or hitch-hiking.

Sex with van boys can be thrilling and exciting but any relationship is ephemeral due to the generally short attention span of van boys and nature of the nomadic lifestyle.

Van boys are often very hard to keep track of due to their lack of access to suitable wifi and regular transit out of cellular coverage areas.

Van boy says, "hey babe, wanna come have a drink in my van?"

Van Boy by Whoreahontas November 29, 2012

Van Boy 

AKA: DAN. my one true love. I LOVE U VAN BOY!

holy shit. did u see van boy today. he's so hot!

Van Boy by Van Girl September 19, 2004

Van boy 

Someone who radiates small dick energy to be honest.

Omg he's such a van boy

Van boy by Caitlin__newell April 17, 2019

Van boy 

A code name for an attractive guy

Hey that's my Van boy

Van boy by Bearyellow January 19, 2020

Van-boy 

Van-boy is a nickname for vanity. Sometimes she’s nice sometimes she’s not (she’s a big bully)

She was had a girlfriend but it got taken away by a cool kid name Serena (feels bad)

Had a stalker, named Jose (now please don’t be offended if you’re also named Jose)

Has a very cool friend, that’s Asian, and could easily knock her out one handed. (It’s me)

Van-boy: hi
Other kid: what’s up van-boy?

Van-boy by Asiancoolkid123 July 5, 2019

kate boy van 

A special type of a vagina that when you pull the clit it will extend to a minimum of 8 inches and if used oraly the famale will have an outstanding orgasm and faint

dude that chick had one of the longest kate boy vans ive ever sucked on!

kate boy van by awsskatr180 December 11, 2007

Van Buren boys 

The fictional New York gang who show a cult-like devotion to the eighth U.S. President, Martin Van Buren. This term originated, like many new additions to the American lexicon, in an episode (broadcast February 6, 1997) of the wildly popular TV sitcom "Seinfeld." In this episode, Kramer is saved when he accidentally flashes the gang's secret sign: holding up eight fingers, since Van Buren was the eighth President.

The rabid Bush supporters of the South reminded me of the Van Buren boys.

The so-called "feminazis" followed Clinton with an almost Van Buren boy-like obsession.

Van Buren boys by President Handell January 16, 2005