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A male under the age of 30 whose primary residence is a van or camper. The male is nomadic and has thus learned to be very charming and sometimes cunning in social situations. Van boys are similar to a backpacker or supertramp in their monetary policy but travel by private vehicle instead of public transport or hitch-hiking.

Sex with van boys can be thrilling and exciting but any relationship is ephemeral due to the generally short attention span of van boys and nature of the nomadic lifestyle.

Van boys are often very hard to keep track of due to their lack of access to suitable wifi and regular transit out of cellular coverage areas.
Van boy says, "hey babe, wanna come have a drink in my van?"
by Whoreahontas November 27, 2012
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