The overwhelming and depressing realization that university/college was an amazing time and would rather be pretending to go to class than sitting at home for the summer.

Man, im going through some serious Van Wilder Syndrome this summer

Van Wilder Syndrome by Cheesussss May 18, 2011

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Van Wilder plan

Academic plan where one takes more than five years to complete a college degree.

"Yeah, so I'm on my 7th year here at State. I'm on the Van Wilder plan, like that guy from the National Lampoon movie."

Van Wilder plan by Greybush January 23, 2008

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vanwilder plan

Vanwilder plan - spending 7 or more years getting a 4 year degree in school

student 1: My parents are cutting me off brah brah
student 2: why?
student 1: Cause I'm on the VanWilder plan dude
student 2: HaHa nice, you've been in school the better part of a decade, why not stay in for another few years and become a doctor?
student 1: Nah F-it. Want to get high?
student 2: no doubt

vanwilder plan by I dont get it im the owner of this email but you wont let me submit it June 11, 2006

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