A fat, white, middle aged, bald British male who drives a van like a c*nt, tend to work in a trade or construction, has right-wing patriotic beliefs, voted brexit, proud of the British empire, has a rough skin texture, and degrades women.
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by 5’8 81KG tryna bulk!?!? November 16, 2021
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