Van Damned 

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.

I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!

Van Damned by Terin of PO January 1, 2009

van dammed 

to be roundhouse kicked in the face by someone who sports a wicked mullet

that dude got van dammed

van dammed by luvaas brad December 19, 2008

jean claude van dammed 

adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...

holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!

jean claude van dammed by theMANbrad February 10, 2010

vendamned 

This is a contraction of "heaven" and "damned". Given that humans advance in conciousness over multiple lifetimes until enlightened, enthrallment with a lower heaven or the idea that a lower heaven is THE heaven can effectively damn a person to repeated cycles of rebirth until the spiritual realization that more work lies ahead, as do higher heavens and true enlightenment. While evil doers may be sentenced to stays in hell worlds, doers of good can be "sentenced" by their actions to lower heavens until the work of consciousness raising progresses and placement in higher heavens is realized.

He believed that simply doing good deeds was good enough for God, so he was vendamned by his limited view.

vendamned by Gregory V. Richardson September 6, 2005