Van Damned 

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.

I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!

Van Damned by Terin of PO January 1, 2009

van dammed 

to be roundhouse kicked in the face by someone who sports a wicked mullet

that dude got van dammed

van dammed by luvaas brad December 19, 2008

jean claude van dammed 

adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...

holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!

jean claude van dammed by theMANbrad February 10, 2010

vendamned 

This is a contraction of "heaven" and "damned". Given that humans advance in conciousness over multiple lifetimes until enlightened, enthrallment with a lower heaven or the idea that a lower heaven is THE heaven can effectively damn a person to repeated cycles of rebirth until the spiritual realization that more work lies ahead, as do higher heavens and true enlightenment. While evil doers may be sentenced to stays in hell worlds, doers of good can be "sentenced" by their actions to lower heavens until the work of consciousness raising progresses and placement in higher heavens is realized.

He believed that simply doing good deeds was good enough for God, so he was vendamned by his limited view.

vendamned by Gregory V. Richardson September 6, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022