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Van Buskirk 

One who Usually enjoys Console Games more than Computer Games. In other words a narrow idiot.
Joey Van Buskirk, perhaps you should stop playing Chrystal Cronicles. "Nah, Play now, Sleep Later."
Van Buskirk by Courtney Oliver February 17, 2004

Schuyler Van Buskirk

1. Master of Ownage

2. Prone to saying such phrases as: "OWNED!" or "IN THE FACE!"

3. Able to hurl multiple object as you at high velocities.
"Dude, that guy pulled a Schuyler Van Buskirk on that honkey mofo!"
Schuyler Van Buskirk by Bryan December 2, 2004

Caleb Vanbuskirk 

The other guy in Progress In Color, who plays the keyboard and guitar, and mixes their music using Garage Band.

He is just as beautiful as Grant Thomas, but is not always as well-known.
He can be very sweet, but sometimes can be a bit of a jerk.
We love him anyway. (:
Scene slut one: "you know that other guy in Progress In Color?"
Scene slut two: "Caleb Vanbuskirk?"
Scene slut one: "Yeah. He loves God so much."

vanbuskirk 

strawberry blonde whore who likes large penis's("maximilians") and vagina's("anderson's")...has a tendency to pee in the shower
That vanbuskirk was on that max anderson slurpee like white on rice!
vanbuskirk by theballs August 28, 2007