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vampress
Somebody told me that the chick I was hitting on was a vampress.
That girl on Twilight was a real vampress.
That girl on Twilight was a real vampress.
vampress by socnick4life April 8, 2009
Vampress
A device used for the compression and storage of canned vampires. A highly specialized machine, vampresses generally require a team of four horses (or, in some parts of the world, two male orangutangs) to operate properly.
Vampress by Phoenix654 September 4, 2010
Vamptress
(noun) 1. A modern version of a preternatural being who preys ruthlessly upon others; extortionist.
2. A vampy woman who unscrupulously seduces men and tends to have Dommineering tendencies.
3. A vampire dominatrix who tends to be more coy in her seduction, darker, more alluring.
2. A vampy woman who unscrupulously seduces men and tends to have Dommineering tendencies.
3. A vampire dominatrix who tends to be more coy in her seduction, darker, more alluring.
Vampiress
1. A vampire that appears/has the physical form of a woman, however is not quite what she seems. Can often be decieving in the extreme, being her entire life is usually a fabricated lie and thus is constantly acting. Usually dresses either in Goth styling, or in normal fashions. Usually in the fashion of being a Vixen, she is a teasing, taunting creature who dares you to be with her, the epitome of dark femininity.
2. A female who is actually of the sanguinitic family of creatures, who are often shy or direct in some cases, and often are reputed to have high sexual drives. Often being loners, they sometimes seek companionship and are usually challenging to engage in any sexual activity with, the impediment being thier massively enhanced sensitivities to stimuli of all kinds. However, once one understand body language to a fine art, the enticement and following intruige into such creatures is often enhancing.
2. A female who is actually of the sanguinitic family of creatures, who are often shy or direct in some cases, and often are reputed to have high sexual drives. Often being loners, they sometimes seek companionship and are usually challenging to engage in any sexual activity with, the impediment being thier massively enhanced sensitivities to stimuli of all kinds. However, once one understand body language to a fine art, the enticement and following intruige into such creatures is often enhancing.
"The Vampiress walked with a perfect poise, a grace inhuman, looking into his eyes as she brushed her hand across his neck, he smiled at her, as did she to him, the flash of two points longer than her other teeth apparent, with perhaps the stain of lipstick upon the tips, perhaps not, as he lean in to kiss her, she turned and sauntered away, glancing over her shoulder, daring him to follow her into the darkest corner of the bar..."
vampiress
1. A female vampire, being one who survives by consuming the blood or psychic energy of a donor/victim.
2. A girl, usually of the gothic variety, who either practices vampirism, or looks vampiric.
2. A girl, usually of the gothic variety, who either practices vampirism, or looks vampiric.
Vampcess
She is vampcess of transylvania
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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