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Vampire Cock

When a girl is giving a you blow job and she uses her teeth in the fellatio process, the end result is multiple cuts on your cock.
That chick went all vampire cock on me, now I cant get a boner without it hurting like a mofo.
Vampire Cock by Mark MacDonald July 27, 2008
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vampire cock

Obtaining a vampire cock is simple. When you stick your pee pee in a girls' cooter and she starts her menstual cycle and bleeds all over your hard throbbing vainy cock, you have acheived a vampire cock.
When Kyle was ramming Jess, she started bleeding profusely and Kyle exclaimed "Holy fuck ass! I have a vampire cock!"
vampire cock by 1029384756 December 29, 2007

Cock Vampire 

A person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after. Usually close to nymphomania in their obsession.
'Suzie's such a cock vampire. She got me three times last night and then went to Joe's house.'
Cock Vampire by Nayban November 1, 2005

Cock Vampire 

The phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the D.
My puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life.
Ever since I lost my virginity im so thirsty for some penis. You can call me a cock vampire.
Cock Vampire by cinnamon tits March 8, 2014

cock vampire 

One who pursues cock at all costs when the moon comes out. This pursuit usually ends with the sucking off the life juice (semen) out of a person resulting in absolute shame.
M-OH.....MY....GODDD! WhHHATT is thaat???

E-LOL it's silvia the cock vampire, shes off to vampirize some cocks.

M-What a fat silly cunt...

E-I better run now...

M-May the force be with you.
cock vampire by Obi Wan KeNOOBi November 5, 2006

Cock vampire 

Someone who loves cock so much they are able to suck the blood out a rock hard cock
Jill is such a cock vampire she sucked 2 ozs of blood through my cock
Cock vampire by Hammaster5000 January 16, 2016

Cock Vampire 

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.
"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"
Cock Vampire by MM132 September 20, 2012
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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