Valley Forge

Receiving anal sex face-down in ice cold water by a man wearing a powdered wig.

I have an ice cream headache from the Valley Forge I got last night.

by knapper January 6, 2010

valley forge

when a male uses any combination of ice, jizz, and spit as lubricant (typically after an avalanche or polar bear) for titty fucking a chick whose nipples have become hardened by the cold on her chest.

Term comes from the sexual act's similarity to the valley forge mission during the revolutionary war in which men attempted to transport cannons through snow and harsh conditions between the mountains.

"Dude, did you hear? Mike got shit-faced on the fourth of july, and to commemorate the men of valley forge and those who died for our freedom, he dressed up as George Washington and gave your daughter a valley forge while her friends and everyone watched and videotaped it. I've got copies of it on dvd if you wanna buy it. That shit was so tight it could take the condom off a fetus. we basically ran the polar express on that bitch. maybe next year you shouldn't spend all july 4th cutting hair with grandma"

by ace and jocelyn chillest June 14, 2009

Valley Forge

When you have sex with a women on her period and you dump in her, then go down and eat it out. Name based on a 1980's documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".

My wife was in a bad mood because of her period pains so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.

by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025

Valley Forge

When you are having sex with a woman who is on her period and you dump inside her and immediately eat it out.

Name comes from a 1990s documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".

My wife was feeling bad and grumpy from her period so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.

by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025

Valley Forge Middle School

The worst 4 years of you life.

Valley Forge Middle School was absolutely terrible!

by bgonethottie November 28, 2018

valley forge middle

a mix of smart, stupid, pretty, boys and girls. the best seven hours youll ever experience. when you leave, you miss it more than anything

i love attending valley forge middle.

by abcdcbabcdcba October 7, 2017

Valley Forge Middle

I mean... I don’t really know how to describe it. It’s seven hours of your day that are a mix of amazing, stupid, dumb, and fun. Sure, you have your handful of bad people and teachers, but what public school wouldn’t? Most people hate it their 7th and 8th grade years, but when they leave, they’ll miss it more than anything. There’s no words to describe the atmosphere in that school, and the fun that happens in it.

“What school do you go to?”

“I go to Valley Forge Middle. How about you?”

“Man, I transfered out of there last year. I wish I hadn’t, it was the best 4 years of my life.”

by abcdcbabcdcba December 30, 2017