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Valdine is a very beautiful girl with a great sense of humor. Typically a very loud person with a great personality. She has a heart of gold, and has average intelligence, and is completely amazing in every way possible.they can turn your day from the worst ever to the best in a matter of seconds. just the touch of her skin can drive a man crazy. Valdine often are prepared for the future and will do anything to succeed in life. there talented, a great artist, singer, dancer, lover and so much more. Quite possibly the sexiest girl you will ever meet. Valdine also have a nice ass, nice legs, not skinny, with meat on your bones. thickness is the shit
Damn that girl is thick
"I love valdine so much!"
valdine by lovemyname May 20, 2018
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A simple soul (usually a female) who is quiet on the outside. But really, on the inside, she is an adventurous, wild and smart person eager to do anything for anyone close to her heart.
I think that girl is really a valine on the inside.
Valine by 11alin April 17, 2021
a vague feeling of anxiety and self doubt that stems from knowledge of inevitable creative failures. its a feeling you get when you cant seem to figure out a proper way to deal with things and are somewhat resigned to your fate. if you are experiencing vlaine you can call yourself Envlained.
Kaysei Defiance tried to come up with a plan to write a song for a competition but with only an hour left and just a lame riff hes pretty envlained...
Vlaine by -=]{.(.=- VLAiNE April 5, 2009
vgaine is getting cocaine snorted out pf your vagina.
person“my girl is such a freak she made me do vagaine.”
The vagina of a girl who has 3 or more STI's, but refuses to admit it.
I'm not putting my dick anywhere near Taylor's valine! I don't want Herpes!
valine by CEEE_DAWG May 8, 2017

Valmaine's Law 

Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.
Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.

... Valmaine's Law :)
Valmaine's Law by TamaT543 December 13, 2012
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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