A cosmetic procedure to tighten and restore a stretched out aging vagina, usually caused by multiple gang bangs with black men, aggressive vaginal fisting, sexual relations with donkeys, hiding soda cans, animal surrogacy, construction cones, or child birth.
After retiring from her strenuous career as a surrogate donkeymother, Shvenda's vagina looked like an empty Olympic sized swimming pool. She decided to treat herself to a Vaguvenation and restore her vagina back to standard 10 year old size.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.