"thing," object, situation, or matter without needing to name it specifically. It is used for almost everything, from describing problems to unnameable objects, and its meaning depends entirely on the context and tone, becoming integrated into everyday life.
Thing or object: ''Pásame esa vaina'' (pásame eso)
Situation or problem: ''Que vaina tan difícil'' (what a difficult situation)
Echar vaina: To tease, bother, play pranks, or act irresponsibly.
Embainar: To swindle, deceive, or get someone into trouble.
Vainita: Something small or easy.
Vainón: Something enormous or a big problem.
De vaina: An expression to indicate that something was achieved by a very small margin or with difficulty. ("De vaina llegué a tiempo").
When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*