vagitude

woman with a bad, sour or irritating attitude - derived from vaginal attitude, or "vagitude".

Steph, I know you had a bad day, but why are you taking it out on me?! Stop giving me vagitude!

by JMSMD September 14, 2006

Vagitude

A way to describe the attitude a female gives towards another, usually in conjunction with a bitchy, and undermining tone.

"Cheryl was giving me mad vagitude last night because I forgot to throw out the trash, so she made me sleep on the couch."

"Woman, don't you give me no vagitude!"

by SuperAwesomeHalfxicanGuy February 11, 2010

vagitudinal scale

How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.

Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.

by JMSMD September 25, 2006

Vegitude

For your brain to be so destroyed by a lack of mental stimulation, you are reduced to drooling and crying.

Akin to vegetation.

"For the last two years, I've been in a state of vegitude."

by Not MiauwMeow September 19, 2021