when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
by chacho January 26, 2006
Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.
Guy's Bro: What?
Abused guy: It's vaginement.
Guy's Bro: What?
Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!
Guy's Bro: What?
Abused guy: It's vaginement.
Guy's Bro: What?
Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!
by obfooley February 9, 2010
by KiBeCh November 9, 2007
by Mac Daddy Kings May 13, 2003
To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.
I promised myself I wouldn't go up to my ex at the party last night, but I totally vaginated straight to him.
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009
Demasculating masculinity.
Wife: your masculinity has little use in today's profeminist world.
Husband: Women vaginalizing men is in today's world making men into pussies and lap dogs.
Husband: Women vaginalizing men is in today's world making men into pussies and lap dogs.
by Highly Qualified November 15, 2014
The act of polishing a piece of woodwork (typically a table) with ones vagina. It is believed to have originated in Italy, often employed when wealthy merchants, aristocrats, and religious figures made custom orders from master woodworkers. The technique has remained a trade secret among masters of woodworking guilds till this day, however there is a rumor that Pope Leo XI, also known as the Lightning Pope had requested a for the finest table to made for his personal chamber, to which the woodworkers guild master replied "Do not worry for the tables quality your Holiness. My wife, she is very juicy", suggesting that a moist vagina is required.
Patron: And what do you say of this pieces quality?
Woodworker: See for yourself.
Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!
Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's
thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
Woodworker: See for yourself.
Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!
Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's
thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
by TheDrukenScholar December 7, 2015