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vaginal blood fart

a very grotesque term. not sure if it has any actually meaning. fun thing to say.
god dammit john your such a vaginal blood fart
vaginal blood fart by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

Vaginal Blood fart

When the vagina farts and a little squirt of blood comes out
hey everybody i had my first vaginal blood fart expeirience
Vaginal Blood fart by chuck mangeoni December 30, 2006

Vaginal Blood Fart

After Brandon's insane goblin stomp, there was nothing left of queefen but a pool of vaginal blood fart.

festering vaginal blood fart 

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

festuring vaginal blood fart 

The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself.

The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.
You're nothing more than a festuring vaginal blood fart.

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel 

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.
you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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