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Vagina Tax 

Money spent on the pursuit of a vagina. The vagina tax is a progressive tax (I.e tax rates are dependent on the vagina quality index). Vagina taxes are known to be excessive and often counterproductive.
Damn! That girl come with a large vagina tax.
Vagina Tax by Deadmau5338 March 3, 2015
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vagina tax 

why sally makes less than ted
Cathy: If it weren't for the vagina tax, I'd be making $100 large this year.
vagina tax by Curlz n C-Dawg June 28, 2007

vaginatarian 

a person whose diet consists of mostly vagina and maybe some watermelon.
- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick

-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight

Vaginatastic 

Vaginatastic (n.): The less popular version of bonerific.

origin(s): Considering the current delicate social conditions, advocates of the word "bonerific" coined the more female empowering version of the word "vaginatastic" as a token of political correctness and unity.
Olamide: See you on Saturday, bonerific!
Dave: aha cool, vaginatastic!

vaginatarian 

one who only eats pussy
vaginatarian by na April 30, 2003

Vaginata 

Its when a woman is tied up like a pinata and her pleasure hole is stuffed with hard candy (jolly ranchers, life savers, etc) and the man beats the woman's pussy with his cock until the candy falls out. This is a great way to start a party.
I met a nasty girl last night and she let me do the Vaginata to her. It was such a great way to start the party.
Vaginata by kbar August 17, 2010

Vaginatals

I reached her vaginatals last night.
Vaginatals by nutshak March 1, 2009
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