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Vagina Dog 

someone who is completely afraid of something and they shouldn't be.... A complete and total pussy when it comes to something that isn't at all that scary.....
Screaming over an insect makes you a complete and total vagina dog.... Seriously what is so scary about a bug???
Vagina Dog by ninjamonkeyz July 13, 2009

vagina-dog

A hotdog that has been cooked in a microwave until it splits down the middle. The center is then filled with mustard, mayonaise or your favorite sauce.
We were going to roast some wienies, but since we had no matches and no buns we decided to pop them into the microwave and make vagina-dogs.
vagina-dog by Handy Fuse January 12, 2009

Hot Dog Vagina 

It's when you put your weiner in a girl but hot dog wise. So like, she's laying on the ground, and your dick is parallel to the ground, and her vagina lips are around your weiner.
Oh man, I totally did her, Hot Dog Vagina. My dick was totally in her vagina, hot dog wise.

Vagina ate my dog 

Person: my vagina ate my dog
Dog: gets eaten my vagina

vaginadodger 

One who is afraid of vagina, Fear that vagina will harm or dismember parts of you member.
People without a face are vaginadodgers
vaginadodger by Predatordise May 22, 2009

Vaginadoris 

A big ass vagina that looks like a dinosaur could fit in there
"Wow zoie has a vaginadoris, you can see it from a mile away"
Vaginadoris by Yumilikecum August 20, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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