vagina block

just like a cock block, but instead of a guy getting blocked its a girl.

kelly- i was just about to kiss casey and then danni comes over and vagina blocks me.
morgan- i hate getting vagina blocked

by chunkanator7 December 11, 2010

Vagina Block

The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate. Works every time. More successful when accompanied by a "VAGINA BLOCK" scream.

"Dude, I was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a vagina block."
"Man, that sucks."

or

"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."

by OET March 26, 2009

vagina blocker

Like a cock blocker but the other way around

i was going to fuck that guy but she took him from me. what a vagina blocker!

by asfgd January 26, 2008

vagina blocking

(V). The action a girl takes to interfere with flirting, similar to cock blocking, often annoying

That girl was vagina blocking me from flirting with my crush!
I hate that bitch for vagina blocking me.

by Brokenheartedgirl15 September 21, 2013

black vagina

A vagina so big you can enter it without hitting either side.

I had sex with Tracy, but she had a black vagina. I could have parked my car in there if I wanted to.

by Bambi eyes April 12, 2014

vaginablock

1. To prevent a female friend from getting some action.

Bitch, you totally just vaginablocked Rikki-Lee!
It doesn't matter, she's such a slut she'll get some later.

by ozkidzez91 September 27, 2009

black vagine

a term for a bruised labia, which leaves a black and blue mark for weeks.
the black vagine is usually sustained during sexual activity, but there is also at least one documented incident which occurred in a kitchen, in which a heavy container of food fell, pinning one labia against the floor.

I can't have sex this week 'cause my black vagine is killing me!

by M, Rav and Jo December 11, 2007