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Vagina Block 

The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate. Works every time. More successful when accompanied by a "VAGINA BLOCK" scream.
"Dude, I was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a vagina block."
"Man, that sucks."

or

"I forgot my rape whistle last night, so when this guy pulled out his dick, I had to use the vagina block instead."
Vagina Block by OET March 26, 2009

vagina blocker 

Like a cock blocker but the other way around
i was going to fuck that guy but she took him from me. what a vagina blocker!
vagina blocker by asfgd January 26, 2008

vagina blocking 

(V). The action a girl takes to interfere with flirting, similar to cock blocking, often annoying
That girl was vagina blocking me from flirting with my crush!
I hate that bitch for vagina blocking me.
vagina blocking by Brokenheartedgirl15 September 21, 2013

black vagina

A vagina so big you can enter it without hitting either side.
I had sex with Tracy, but she had a black vagina. I could have parked my car in there if I wanted to.
black vagina by Bambi eyes April 12, 2014

vaginablock 

1. To prevent a female friend from getting some action.
Bitch, you totally just vaginablocked Rikki-Lee!
It doesn't matter, she's such a slut she'll get some later.
vaginablock by ozkidzez91 September 27, 2009

black vagine 

a term for a bruised labia, which leaves a black and blue mark for weeks.
the black vagine is usually sustained during sexual activity, but there is also at least one documented incident which occurred in a kitchen, in which a heavy container of food fell, pinning one labia against the floor.
I can't have sex this week 'cause my black vagine is killing me!
black vagine by M, Rav and Jo December 11, 2007
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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