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Vagilant 

One who is aware of, or on the look out for Vagina.
Keith always knows when a lady has entered the room without even looking, he's very vagilant.
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Vagilant 

Adjective: (vaj-il-unt)

1. To remain keenly alert and tirelessly watchful of one's inate and uncontrollable ability to sleep with/snog/flirt outrageously with women who are not your girlfriend or wife; especially whilst drunk or high on drugs.

vagilance .n
vagilantly .adv
vagilantness. n
"Me and the bros are hitting up to this dope club later and there's always mo' hot chicks in there so I need to remain vagilant, for the sake of my marriage"

"Dude that fuckin bitch is so hot I need to step up my vagilance"

"Pdex vagilantly saved Renzo from getting with this cougar last night, Renzo was forever grateful"
Vagilant by The Great RenZini February 19, 2012
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Kenosha vigilante 

Nickname for Kyle Rittenhouse who killed two people in Kenosha, WI during a protest against police brutality
The Kenosha vigilante used an AR15 to gun down two unarmed protesters but got away with it by claiming it was self defense.
Kenosha vigilante by Just_sayin' December 12, 2021

Vigilante 

An individual(who without legal authority) takes the law into their own hands in order to suppress criminal activity with violent tactics
This vigilante act is capitalizing on ceasing crimes faster that the police.
Vigilante by The real Jester August 5, 2016

vegilante 

self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).
Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?
vegilante by flyingdog May 18, 2008

Vigilante 

Doing good while being bad
The vigilante killed a weapons dealer to save innocent lives

vigilant forums

Loser conspiretard forum for idiots. Ripoff of another place.
deflect and project huh zux? going for the full range of narcissistic defense mechanisms this lovely rainy morning on vigilant forums?

1d is evil satan takin' over. Loser teeny bopper.
vigilant forums by myimmortalfan1 November 8, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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