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Vagilant 

Adjective: (vaj-il-unt)

1. To remain keenly alert and tirelessly watchful of one's inate and uncontrollable ability to sleep with/snog/flirt outrageously with women who are not your girlfriend or wife; especially whilst drunk or high on drugs.

vagilance .n
vagilantly .adv
vagilantness. n
"Me and the bros are hitting up to this dope club later and there's always mo' hot chicks in there so I need to remain vagilant, for the sake of my marriage"

"Dude that fuckin bitch is so hot I need to step up my vagilance"

"Pdex vagilantly saved Renzo from getting with this cougar last night, Renzo was forever grateful"
Vagilant by The Great RenZini February 19, 2012
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Kenosha vigilante 

Nickname for Kyle Rittenhouse who killed two people in Kenosha, WI during a protest against police brutality
The Kenosha vigilante used an AR15 to gun down two unarmed protesters but got away with it by claiming it was self defense.
Kenosha vigilante by Just_sayin' December 12, 2021

Vigilante 

An individual(who without legal authority) takes the law into their own hands in order to suppress criminal activity with violent tactics
This vigilante act is capitalizing on ceasing crimes faster that the police.
Vigilante by The real Jester August 5, 2016

vegilante 

self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).
Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?
vegilante by flyingdog May 18, 2008

Vigilante 

Doing good while being bad
The vigilante killed a weapons dealer to save innocent lives

vigilant forums

Loser conspiretard forum for idiots. Ripoff of another place.
deflect and project huh zux? going for the full range of narcissistic defense mechanisms this lovely rainy morning on vigilant forums?

1d is evil satan takin' over. Loser teeny bopper.
vigilant forums by myimmortalfan1 November 8, 2013
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