when vagina get wet,, lubes ya up,, slipperry like vaseline same texture,, she lubed me up with her vageline
she jumped on me like a trampoline and polished my head like Mr. Clean,., lubed me up with her vageline,, i made her squirt i made her scream,, -swisschz(me) fun freestyle lyrics i had.. vageline fun
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.