Vaf 

to be brutally raped in a fight

Man 1: Did u see Sam's eye
Man 2: Ya, it looks like he got vaffed at the pumphouse

Vaf by C-Drop April 22, 2011

Vaf 

A queefing fetus

Did you hear that Lindsey is pregnant?" "yea I hope its not a vaf

Vaf by Fucking cuntydyky May 29, 2010

vaf 

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van van vaf

vaf by RDeanTaylor ghosthouse February 16, 2019

Vaf 

Vaf (noun)

means Five days ago.

"Had a cheat day on Vaf. Been eating salad ever since."

Vaf by Sakurakage February 19, 2025

vafrazzle 

n. to decorate one's lady friend's vajayjay with cheap, bacon flavoured crisps

"My girl vafrazzled me earlier, its smelling baconie-fresh downstairs"

"Last night I took this girl home, we were getting cosy until I realised it was a vafrazzle down her knickers"

vafrazzle by STEPH PHILLAPOTTS October 17, 2011

vaffla 

a mysterious person, no one knows who he is. very sensitive to all his private information

Guy: That guy is sucha vaffla

vaffla by not wetknee August 7, 2017

ma vaffanculo 

Means fuck you in Italian. Used by many Italians to curse one another out.

"Stop being an asshole."

-"Ayy oh ma vaffanculo I'll do what I want!!"

ma vaffanculo by Mygooch May 5, 2014