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adj. a BAMF that is also a father figure. Derived from the word "buff"
proper noun. If a person is extremely vaff, they can be called by the name Vaff by their children
Billy: "My dad is a really pussy."
Rob: "It's not so bad, you dad just got the shit beat out of him by my dad. But, my dad is a bad ass mother fucker."
Billy: "I wish my dad was Vaff like yours."
Rob: "Hey, Vaff. You rock."
Vaff: "So do you, son... So do you."
Vaff by Vaff April 5, 2013
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Hairy lady parts above the age of 65, but still sexually active on a frequent basis.
"My god I can't believe my gran's still using her vaff" - Prince Harry
Vaff by Shitsenders October 25, 2011
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a mysterious person, no one knows who he is. very sensitive to all his private information
Guy: That guy is sucha vaffla
vaffla by not wetknee August 7, 2017

ma vaffanculo 

Means fuck you in Italian. Used by many Italians to curse one another out.
"Stop being an asshole."

-"Ayy oh ma vaffanculo I'll do what I want!!"
ma vaffanculo by Mygooch May 5, 2014

vaffanculo 

The real meaning is Fuck you.
If you want to say "go take it in the ass" you can also say "Ma vattelo a pigliare in culo!
Vaffanculo pezzo di merda!
Fuck you asshole!
vaffanculo by Chiara February 3, 2005

vaffanculo 

'Fuck off' or 'fuck you' in italian. It is a short form for "va' a fare in culo", literally "go to fuck in the ass" (intending "go get fucked in the ass"). Usually considered vulgar, but used often among (young) friends without offending intention. It can be shortened also as simply "fanculo".
A: "Bei capelli stamattina!" (Nice hairs this morning!)
B: "Vaffanculo!" (fuck you)
vaffanculo by Jero.Potute March 25, 2010

vaffanculo 

It's an insult. Anyone who speaks Italian as a first language will tell you that it means "Fuck off". If Italian is not your native language, then you may interpret it as "Fuck an ass" or "Fuck your ass" or any combination of "ass" and "fuck". see previous entries
Marissa yelled "vaffanculo" at me after I tried to appologize for sitting on her goldish.
vaffanculo by Audreyina October 17, 2007
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