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Polite slang for the lady areas. The vzones. The vagina zones.
Andy likes to get lost in the vzones with his flaccid peenoose
vzones by Turtle dick June 29, 2017
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Illegally operated shitty virtual world filled with cuntcakes fuckflakes and the worst type of subhumans you can't imagine
Vzones is a illegal business
Vzones by Turtle dick June 28, 2017
The worst virtual world currently in existence. The people who play World of Warcraft and even Ultima Online seem like super-models and geniuses compared to the middle-aged wasteland that is VZones.
"When I first developed erectile dysfunction I was disappointed... and then I found VZONES!"
VZones by Cannondale May 4, 2009
a highly addictive virtual community that kicks ass and doesn't need to advertise because it is so highly recommended.
I can't believe the new avatarwares heads on vzones... they are so cool!
vzones by vzamaze February 7, 2004
This is the name of such being who e dates online in minecraft
He also claims he is good at Minecraft in which he continues to Cheat with merge and denies it.
You see vzoney getting caught on hysteria?
vzoney by HoldMyBalls July 21, 2017
An absolute gorgeous women who's, smile lights up your day. She is charismatic and the life of the party, she'll get you anywhere you want to go. She is characterized by fearlessness and a bubbly seductive nature. Her laugh can't help but make you smile. she sometimes struggles with letting people in but once she does, she's totally got your back. A hard worker that always has their dreams in mind. If you ever get a chance to meet a Vonesa do everything in your power, to respect and cherish her. If your every lucky enough to be with a Vanessa know that she will change your world.
Vonesa - “if i were you, i‘d never leave.“
vonesa by Anonym…. November 22, 2021

to be vonest

To be vastly honest to the extent that you get very personal. The phrase stems from East Atlanta and can be used interchangeably with being a " real nigga ".
Yo momma cooking is pretty trash be to be vonest .
to be vonest by HipHopSavior April 7, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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