VR-Card
A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."
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