Vargo 

To unintentionally cock block yourself via words, actions, or plain stupidity. You not only impede your sexual desires, but most likely block the cocks of anyone in the vicinity, especially those in your group of friends.

"Dude, Paul was doing great work with that chick until he showed her his best impersonation of Gary Coleman and Vargo'd himself for the rest of the night."

"Man, if Paul Vargo's me one more time in front of a group of girls, I may have to beat his ass."

Vargo by The Dizzy D June 15, 2009

Vargo 

The fake name you give to the police when you've been arrested too many times.

The Officer arrested Ms. Vargo for stealing Jeans, knowing she looked familiar.

Vargo by TheAntiTrollkin July 30, 2018

vargo 

a fine baseball player with a fat ass,
that bounces in the air and makes people happy

ex 1

freshman girl: HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT BEAUTIFUL THING in those tight pantsss?

junior boy: that's a fuckin vargo!

ex 2

freshman boy: HE HAS GOT THAT DROP, that vargo!

senior girl: *makes slapping noises*

vargo by jordanjay69 April 13, 2008

Vargo 

A Vargo or to Vargo

A gay nerd who uses an unsuspecting nice person of the opposite sex as cover to climb to a powerful position.

To use a nieve nice person as a beard to achieve power.

Joe:"Did you know that they are going to promote Ted to President of the whole western division."

Jack:"He Vargoed every woman in the company to make it."

Joe:"His wife doesn't even know he is a Vargo."

Jack:"That poor woman."

Ted Haggard and Senator Larry Craig are Vargos. They Vargo their wives.

Vargo by capooter February 24, 2009

vargo 

1. a condition in which a person has herpies and that smells like assfudge and Mexican food covered in burn hair

2.] a short fucken fat FUCKEN stupid kid in the army that smells and is named vargo]

1. dude i think szabo has a case of the vargo!!!

2.] theres that smell as fuck vargo!!]

vargo by your mom in 1/325 July 26, 2006

Herbie Vargo 

The creator of Herb's Van, ex-TnB administrator. Known by many as the nicest, and coolest guy who ever walked on this hellhole we call Earth. Herbie Vargo was a legend. The most intelligent, kind, and calm kid you'd ever know. A great friend, an even better person at heart. He would help you with anything, and unlike the definition as "oblivious troll bait", he was the king of trolls. Herbert Vargo III, formally known, was an absolute genius when it came to computers. He knew the answer to almost any question you asked him. He loved his mother just as close as any friend he had.

Herbie Vargo was a truly great kid. He ruled this place as king from 10-4-1994 until 6-29-2010. He will be missed terribly. We all love you Herbie.

Herbie Vargo by Friends... July 28, 2010

Rohen Vargo 

The smartest and most perfect person in the world. Not only does he have all perfect grades, but he feels the need to tell everyone them because he is so great. He is kind to no extent and will always be nice to you.

Rohen Vargo aced the test and when his friend failed he said that was a good score.

Rohen Vargo by anonymous November 14, 2020