Definitions by capooter

Man cackle 

The sound a group of men makes laughing and jibber-jabbing arrogantly which culminates in a group mimic laugh.

To gals at a party.

Gal 1:"So how is it going?"

Gal 2: "Say that again, I can't hear you over all this Man Cackle."

Man cackle by capooter February 25, 2009

Turdmato 

Nasty wilted dirty salad vegies and slimy mealy tomatoes.

Often served in restuarants or by your friends.

"Eww I just ate a Turdmato."

Turdmato by Capooter February 25, 2009

Man Mimes

The way men copy each other when they are together.

The same pompous chuckling laugh.

The same stances.

The same cadence to the way they talk.

Same clothing style.

Two gals at a party.
One to the other.

"Hey Sue check out all the Man Mimes those guys are doing."

Man Mimes by capooter February 25, 2009

Wildy 

Campground or forest perverts.
Men who hike through woods and jack off when peering at teens.

Bush whackers.

While Sam and Judy were pitching their tent they heard moaning and smacking sounds coming from deep in the woods.

Judy:"Do you hear what I hear?"

Sam: "Dam it, these woods are filled with the Wildy."

Wildy by capooter February 24, 2009

Vargo 

A Vargo or to Vargo

A gay nerd who uses an unsuspecting nice person of the opposite sex as cover to climb to a powerful position.

To use a nieve nice person as a beard to achieve power.

Joe:"Did you know that they are going to promote Ted to President of the whole western division."

Jack:"He Vargoed every woman in the company to make it."

Joe:"His wife doesn't even know he is a Vargo."

Jack:"That poor woman."

Ted Haggard and Senator Larry Craig are Vargos. They Vargo their wives.

Vargo by capooter February 24, 2009