V-chip

Vicodin, powerful pain killer and fun drug of choice for millions of over-worked moms around the world.

random mom: "the fuckin kids are drivin me crazy today, It took me about 5 V-chips just to make the damn dinner."

by Gregory T July 31, 2006

V-Chip

A crazy chip the FCC is making a requirement for all TVs.

It would be wise to figure out how to gain control of your V-Chip before your parents do.

by Kyle112 September 23, 2007

V-Chip

Idiotic built-in thing on most new TVs for parents to facistly control what you can see on tv. Invented by lame overprotective soccer moms with too much time on their hands.

"Haha! I figured out how to unlock the V-Chip! I can watch MTV now!"

by nashville chik October 02, 2005

V-Chip

Chip created in the early 1990's? that allows parents to control TV channels viewed by their children. Yet utterly found useless for the fact that most adults are ignorant when it comes to new technologies such as computers and anything digital and were unable to use them.

His mom bought a V-Chip for the TV but doesn't know how to use it.

by SeanMurface April 09, 2006

V-Chip

An electronic device used to block television shows and stations.

Mostly used by people I don't know.

If the contollor person in your house decides they only want you to wacth "Nova" they can set it so that th V-chip will only allow you to wacth pbs on your television.

by Plustax December 28, 2005

V-Chip

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares

by Alex April 07, 2003

V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd July 18, 2005