1985

A really bad song by Bowling for Soup that tells you when music was once good. Most of you probably wouldn't know because chances are you're a twelve year old prep who cheers on songs about people and places you wouldn't have a damned clue about.

YA LOL! YOU TOO, BLONDY!!!!!!!

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Shizniggit

Another word for shit, not involving the word nigger, which you emphasize the "niggit" part of the word.

Dude, you just totally pissed your pants.
Oh, shizNIGGIT.

by Skin-Nerd January 15, 2006

V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd August 7, 2005

Internet Explorer

The web browser equivalent of trying not to get mugged in Newark, New Jersey.

Firefox = The shit
IE = The suck

by Skin-Nerd August 21, 2005

grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

by Skin-Nerd August 10, 2005

Gmail

The coolest email service. Ever.
It doesn't kill of Hotmail only, it kills off all of the email services. If you don't have it, get an invite or you'll make yourself look like a dick.

I have a bazillion Gmail invites.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

breast

A bulging flap of skin on a woman that have magical powers because they produce a tractor beam to suck men's eyes and sometimes their hands. Vary in size. Sometimes lawsuits for sexual harassment occur.

Look up Chelsea Charms on Google image search.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005