Usher

Usher is a kind,funny, and goofy. Have a lot of cousins because his generation can’t do 2 years without bussin a nut , and that’s why usher have a big fat cock.and love girl with big Titties

Usher love bitches with big titties

by Vlone.usher November 22, 2021

Usher

When used as a verb it means to lead someone in a polite, pleasant way into a place.

The bank are incompetent. They can't do their jobs. They usher me into this room where I shout at them.

by deadlygamesman March 15, 2019

Ushers

Assistants in the porn industry, helping to feed large penises into unaccommodating spaces.

Jennifer squirmed as the ushers helped Ron get into place

by Plaintiff 68 September 18, 2018

Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.

Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!

by SquirrelPimp March 27, 2014

usher puddles

When you and your partner are both butt ass naked having sex and the sweat from both of your bodies splashes together creating puddles for usher to swipe his foot through in one of his videos

We fucked so hard and got so sweaty making usher puddles

by Richard (big dick) smoker May 30, 2023

church (h)usher

A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.

If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

The Usher

The Usher is a viral infection common in the north-eastern part of the United States.

"Man, did you hear that the Usher knocked out 2 of our employees in the past 2 weeks?"

by Magma Man April 28, 2022