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When used as a verb it means to lead someone in a polite, pleasant way into a place.
The bank are incompetent. They can't do their jobs. They usher me into this room where I shout at them.
by deadlygamesman March 15, 2019
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magazines (mags) with photographs of vaginas (fannies) in them
(me working as an inmate librarian) Hello I have the fanny mags for one such person and another such person.

(Male prison officer) hahhahhahahah Fanny Mags? Hahahahhahhahaha

(Female prison officer) Its what they are.
by deadlygamesman January 12, 2019
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Although neither of these words are swear words, combined they form the most insulting term for women in the English language. Interestingly it is not illegal to call someone a fat cow, though among English people it is an extremely taboo insult.
An Employer to me: You...can't...CALL someone..."a fat cow" I mean, what do you think this is?! a game?

Police: No Further Action

End result: I lost my job
by deadlygamesman March 10, 2019
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