Ushers 

Assistants in the porn industry, helping to feed large penises into unaccommodating spaces.

Jennifer squirmed as the ushers helped Ron get into place

Ushers by Plaintiff 68 September 18, 2018

Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.

Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!

Nut Ushers by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

Manjaro Users

These people like the idea of Arch Linux or either don't know how to or don't want to install Arch by themselves!

(I use Manjaro shush)

"Manjaro Users are lazy"
"Stfu you use Ubuntu"

Manjaro Users by iheartthecregg January 28, 2021

RIP Headphone Users

When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.

YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users

RIP Headphone Users by udusers1 October 23, 2011

Fat Usher 

A fat version of Usher who "raps" (use the term loosely) in music videos by the Ark Music Factory record label. Like Friday.

We so excited.

Fat Usher speaks for himself. He needs no example.

Fat Usher by CookieFritz April 7, 2011

Usher time 

a term used to describe a level of fitness and general healthiness such as that of Usher

Jiggly Joe: yo, let me buy a coke
Saggy Shane: you should consider getting diet, because regular is definitely not Usher time.

Girls: You are getting closer to Usher time.
Prickly Prince: thanks, I've been working out.

Usher time by S K October 27, 2005

tumblr users

mentally handicapped land whales

tumblr users are a bunch of mentally handicapped land whales.

tumblr users by Ἡράκλειτος July 12, 2014