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Usher The Table 

Verb: in 8ball/pool - to place your inner thigh on the edge of the table in a slight thrusting/thirst trap motion to reach across for a wide shot, especially if going on the other side (for a closer/easier shot in thought) means using your non-dominant hand.
Person 1: Dude, that corner pocket 11 is so far, I can’t hit it.

Person 2: Bro, just usher the table
Usher The Table by gv_86 September 20, 2025

The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private 

One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.

What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.

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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:

Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)

To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.

To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??

To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.

And the final reason - just to be annoying.
Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."

Read the Users

The specific, product-focused skill of understanding the behaviors, pain points, latent needs, and feedback patterns of the user base for a digital platform, app, or service. It goes beyond analytics to empathetic interpretation: why are users abandoning this workflow? What is the sentiment behind these support tickets? What do they really want, which may be different from what they're asking for? It's UX research as a social skill.
Example: A social media app adding more complex privacy settings in response to vocal expert complaints might fail if they don't Read the Users. The silent majority might find the new settings confusing and simply disengage. The correct read might be that users want simple, default privacy, not more complex controls.

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"Forever the discord user" day

On December 18th all discord users are allowed to do whatever they want. This lasts one day and the owners and admins cannot do anything about it.
I can't wait for "Forever the discord user" day! I'm gonna post NSFW in general!

the ultimate user 

This is the most powerful card in existance nothing can counter or damage it. This card instantly disables and destroys every enemy card no matter what their description says it also deflects all attacks no matter what deflected attacks deal infinte damage. This card requires another card to be awoken.
Me: ur gay
Random guy: *uses no u infinte card*
Me: nice try *uses the ultimate user*
Random guy: fuck you
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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