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Urlacher 

1. proper noun. #54 Middle Linebacker for the Chicago Bears who can tear any player apart
2. adj. beast
3. verb. the act of smashing an inanimate object to the ground followed by saying, "Urlacha'". Popularized by Kevin in 2003.
Did you see Urlacher Urlacher Mike Vick's pass and then break T.J. Duckett in half?

Yes, Urlacher is a beast.

My balls itch.

Bummer.
Urlacher by KDog the crazy mofo December 22, 2005

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher is the Middle Linebacker of the Chicago Bears and a 4-time Pro Bowl participant.
He's one of the fastest, strongest and hardest Linebackers of the Nfl.
He's called the "Monster of the midway", and really deserves this name.
Coach to a player: "Man, you just played like an Urlacher!"
Brian Urlacher by PT February 16, 2005

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urlocalsin is so generous!
urlocalsin by urlocalsin February 8, 2021

urlocalmilfucker 

An instagram facebook meme page ran by Nora. Nora does not like it when u pick up girls, all girls are Nora's.
urlocalmilfucker stole my girl!!

Urlacher 

A very, very, very large female with a wide, linebacker ass!!
" Ooooo...look at the Urlacher over there."
Urlacher by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009

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