Urger

1. A cheese burger without buns
2. A burger without buns

1. We went to burger king to buy Cheese Urgers
2. I dropped the Urgers

by Summer89111 March 14, 2011

Urger

Urger is the school of thought in which one identifies and evaluates the sandwich-ness of a noun, through the lens of a 3x3 grid, akin to the Crafting Table from "Minecraft".

A detective enters the scene of a gruesome murder, scanning the victim's body thoughtfully.

"So what do you think, detective?" The detective turns towards the origin of the sound, another police officer, having freshly walked in with a hot cup of joe.

"Hm... Let me Urger." The detective stretches his arms outwards, closing one eye and picturing the Crafting Table's UI over the body.

"Well he's certainly not a sandwich!"

by CraigM370 March 22, 2024

urger burger

to snort weed

first guy: are you high?
second guy: yeah i just did so much urger burger

by ImGoingSSJ May 21, 2016

urgemeter

An intrinsic meter that resides within a person enabling them to either control, or lose control of their weird, homo erotic urges against non-gay friends of the same sex.

"shit, I can't believe I let myself get pineconed by Huey again, he had me all wrapped up like a Jimmy Dean sandwich on the wrestling mat in his basement. He obviously couldn't control his urgemeter again"...

by cMoneygRip February 16, 2009

Urges

Strong desires to engage in sexual relations with another.

The reason I avoid hanging out with you is because I have urges.

by Storytime May 24, 2013

urge to splurge

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.

In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started

by White chocolate 2325 April 17, 2014

resist the urge

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.

"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",

by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006