Urban tank

Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.

Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank

by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017

urbanyankee

some one from north eastern US that lives in the city or the suburbs and works hard for a living , a little redneck,little city slicker, little hippy.

my neighbor is a urbanyankee

by dick fittzwright November 8, 2010