Urban Sail 

When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.

Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite

"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.

Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)

Urban Sail by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014

urbansalt

The salty liberals who post on urban dictionary.

I logged into the urban dictionary and noticed a lot of urbansalt on the home page/

urbansalt by justaniggawitharocketlauncher0 February 18, 2017

Urbanfail 

The process of suing or complaining to urbandictionary because the editors didnt post your phrase.

Tayler is so pissed off right now she is gonna urbanfail the shit outta urban dictionary

Urbanfail by charlieleeerichahd830920 May 8, 2010