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urban golfing 

Real clubs and real balls, just on the wrong kind of course. Hit the cars, smash the windows, hit that guy with the club instead of the ball.
Smack em in the head. Golf time.
urban golfing by trombley November 4, 2003

urban golfing 

hitting duct tape balls with a sand wedge at cars or houses
urban golfing by connor November 2, 2003

urban golfing 

golfing in any urban or city area. must have a minimum of 3 people and 3 different clubs (ex: driver, 9 iron, putter) each player can only carry one club. the objective is to play golf but you make whatever you want a hole and play where the ball lands, even if it means a flower garden, a car hood or even a roof.

p.s.
avoid police and home owners at all times
try to be liek arnold and tiger, just dont sleep with 30 women if your married lol
Joe along with the drive put a nice dent into the pickup truck on the third hole aka Ms. Roses flower garden while urban golfing last Sunday, not everyone is tiger or arnold!
urban golfing by urbansprinter April 10, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026