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Urban Dics 

"Small cock having lazy shits that can't do jackshit themselves and live in a basement all having lemon parties, if I get banned well then you just prove my point"
Stop having urban dics

DONT BE AN URBAN DIC
Urban Dics by TheGOAT_GIO June 25, 2017
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Urban Dicslexia 

A learning disability wherein the sufferer is unable to tell the difference between a clumsy portmanteau and a genuine neologism; as seen in many Urban Dictionary users.
Nobody actually uses the words trusticle, faceboink or Kitchenheimer's; not unless they have Urban Dicslexia.
Urban Dicslexia by GregT_314 January 27, 2009

urban dic(s) 

Person who uses words, phrases, lingos from urban dictionary in his conversations.

Urban dics for plural.
Manan: Nipun, you are such a time vampire.
Nandita: Thats so true.. and add to that, you have that inverse midas touch.
Ashwini: Wish i cud find an escape from your verbal handcuffs.
Nipun: Shut up - u r one bunch of urban dic(s)!!!
urban dic(s) by 100Gods June 10, 2010

Urban Dicsmay 

The initial emotion of dismay upon discovering someone has been about two years quicker than you in adding 'your' definition to Urban Dictionary.
Ah man I don't believe it! I thought I'd invented a whole new dance move last night that was going to sweep the nation. There I was larging it up to a phat breaks tune on the dancefloor so I showed the DJ some respect by giving it the Shrewsbury Finger. I thought I'd pay homage and add it as a definition on urban dictionary, but to my urban dicsmay it's already been added by Beardy Mat about two years ago!
Urban Dicsmay by Brombleberries October 17, 2008

Typical Urbandictionary Definition

When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.

Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -

"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"

A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.

people who define their names on urbandictionary 

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing [Urban Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
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