When one finds the best revenge on another to be giving them a definition on Urban Dictionary. This definition usually describes them as a "fucking douche" or "skanky hoebag", and rarely actually gets published.
Dude, I Urban Defined Emily the other day and it made it through! It was like this:
Emily (n.): Emily is a slutty whore who likes to steal girls' boyfriends and kick babies in the shins. She also sucks at WoW, but tries to act all l33t.
I defined Allah on Urban Dictionary there he is a word that reigns supreme and he has been defined by Urban Dictionary and I did it because Urban Dictionary said oops this word already exist.
The first word defined on Urban Dictionary is Allah and I defined it through the scientific method.
This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word
WOW, that word was too long, buddy (Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)
This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary