When one finds the best revenge on another to be giving them a definition on Urban Dictionary. This definition usually describes them as a "fucking douche" or "skanky hoebag", and rarely actually gets published.

Dude, I Urban Defined Emily the other day and it made it through! It was like this:
Emily (n.): Emily is a slutty whore who likes to steal girls' boyfriends and kick babies in the shins. She also sucks at WoW, but tries to act all l33t.

Urban Defined by Jennnnifer M October 7, 2008

This Word is Not Defined by Urban Dictionary

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This Word is Not Defined by Urban Dictionary by ThisIsARandomName September 17, 2015

Every Word Defined On Urban Dictionary Is for A Lead Of A Verse

Every Word Defined On Urban Dictionary Is for A Lead Of A Verse by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

The first word defined on Urban Dictionary is Allah

I defined Allah on Urban Dictionary there he is a word that reigns supreme and he has been defined by Urban Dictionary and I did it because Urban Dictionary said oops this word already exist.

The first word defined on Urban Dictionary is Allah and I defined it through the scientific method.

The first word defined on Urban Dictionary is Allah by Atom Ekwillz Adam July 15, 2026

lol i just defined a word in urban dictionary

You have to be a special kind of dumb to need a definition

Person 1: “ lol i just defined a word in urban dictionary”
Amorphous glob: “no shit sherlock”

lol i just defined a word in urban dictionary by MLG_ANON December 5, 2020

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word

WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026