Urban Crusier 

One of many forms of a peado. They can be identified by their large dark green trench coat, their huge black combat boots. They often wear a large white stetson hat with the rim just about covering their eyes. They wear a pair of tiny childrens sunglasses that are so small that they only cover the iris in their eye. They walk down the streets with their legs squatting very low and their torso leant back almost horizontally, they dangle their arms down and make a distinctive 'mmm' noise when they get close to a kiddy. They can be seen often at fences of primary schools.

The monks rang the church bells to warn the kids of the impending urban crusier

Urban Crusier by Pr0zac 4 life February 5, 2013

Urban Cruiser 

As described by Jeremy Clarkson, Someone who isn't allowed 200 meters within an elementary school.

Jeremy Clarkson: The Toyota Urban Cruiser is the stupidest car name known to man!

Urban Cruiser by Jerkyman97 April 22, 2019

Urban Cruiser 

Someone who wears a Mac and isn't allowed within 200 yards of a primary school.

I crossed the road to avoid a man who looked like an urban cruiser.

Urban Cruiser by AggravatingSea March 10, 2024