Ur day infinite gay

This is the ultimate trump card that should only be used if ur family tree LGBT is used. THIS IS NON-REVERSIBLE, NO U'S HAVE NO EFFECT.

Ben: Ur mom gay lol
Dover: Ur daddy lesbian
*Ben stumbles, but finds his footing*
Ben:Ur sister a mister
Dover: Ur brother a mother
*Ben faints a little*
Ben: Ur grandpap a trap
Dover : ur granny tranny
Ben: ur family tree LGBT
Dover: Ur family reunion homosexual communion

*Ben uses final trump card*
Ben: UR DAY INFINITE GAY
* Time fucking erases dover from existence*

Ur day infinite gay by coman467 May 20, 2018

Ur day infinite gay

This should only be used if someone threatens your life with Ur family reunion homosexual communion or ur family tree LGBT. If you use this insult, the person and their immediate family will fucking dissipate into thin air. (WARNING: BLAST RADIUS 300 MILES)

Ken: Hey Robert
Robert: stfu ur UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Ken: *calmly states* Ur day infinite gay
*Robert, his family, and 300 miles fucking disintegrates*

Ur day infinite gay by coman467 May 20, 2018

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

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