ur moms dick

Ur mom isn't normal....

Ur moms dick is huge!

by Seth is awesome February 04, 2016

Ur Dick

Abbreviation for urban dictionary.

I went on Ur Dick recently.

by G-steezy July 02, 2014

ur dick

non existent

ur dick small

by Ur mom go peepeepoopoo October 19, 2020

Ur dick a shrimp

The most hurtful words of all time

Sergio: ur mum gay
Jaden: ur dick a shrimp
*world ends*

by ImYoDaddy03 April 04, 2018

thinkin with ur dick

When a girl or guy places sex above most other things eg friends, work, study, their other relationships

“Dude, don’t fuck her it’ll destroy your friendship with mike. Just stop thinkin with ur dick.”
horny Nymphomania SexDemon

by SnaveBelac October 31, 2017

ur dick a tic

apart of the insults such as ur mom big gay or ur granny a tranny, but this one is far worse.

Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.

by bernard pipes March 24, 2018

Whip ur dick out wednesday

Every wendsday is whip ur dick out wednesday.

It’s self explanatory.

Hey Nate it’s whip ur dick out wednesday!

by cuurlykidem April 16, 2020