Uptonian

New benchmark for symmetry on planet earth.
( pertaining to Kate Upton )

( Bikini girls at beach )
Dude 1 : Hey man, look at those boobs , they are so.. .... ...so.... ....
Dude 2 : Uptonian ?

by game_dog December 20, 2013

Utonian

A Utonion is a person that natives from Utah.

That nice gentleman that stopped by my house sharing the good news of the Lord is a Utonian.

by ReinventingTheWheel June 24, 2017

uptonia

Pertaining to Upton, or a philosophy or imaginary state of being that is centered around Upton.

His life is a constant fantasy, it's as if he lives in uptonia.

by Michael C. Upton June 13, 2008