When she sits on your face and accidentally slams her vagina hard into your chin and nose.
My girl was getting excited the other night and she got all worked up and gave me the hardest Uppercussy you could everimagine! She had me seeing stars and crying for my mommy!
To talk and act in a way; a calm fancy/rich person behavior all day everyday as if it is one's permanent lifestyle. To act or be a "big shot".
"look at him all dressed up in that $8,000 suit. He just tossed money on the floor for others to fight over. He just ordered everything on the menu. He's eating like a king. He talks like he's sophisticated. He supposidly has everything he could ever want and he keeps it all to himself. He's so uppercrusty. Is he trying to act like he owns the place or something?!"
When a woman with large breasts smacks herself in the head with one or both of them as the result of sudden up & down movement.
Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.