upholstered

Overweight, obese, tubby. May refer to a man or woman. A person who would qualify as a hippo could be refered to as being "well upholstered."

He is so upholstered that a heart attack is imminent.

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To be so high you become one with the couch.

Man after i smoked that blunt, i was upholstered.

upholstered by Big8ball September 23, 2016

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obese, fat, plump, overwieght

If you were not so upholstered you would fit in the seats better.

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upholstery

Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.

Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.

(Thanks xkcd!)

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When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.

Wow, look at that girl with the short spikey hair, she definitely has a palate for upholstery

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Slang/meme for Armpit hair

Started by xkcd

I'd prefer a girl with ZERO upholstery

upholstery by annhltr April 4, 2009

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the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!

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