unstoner

An inbred, often found in the quiet Derbyshire village of Unstone. 99% of Unstone's population is inbred, with only 5 surnames in the place. Unstone FC win all their matches, mostly because the goalie has 5 arms due to their parents' incestuous shagging!

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unstoner by Vixen March 10, 2004

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Unstoner

The word 'Unstoner' is mainly used for the group of people that live in Unstone, in the quiet village in Derbyshire. 90% of Unstone is populated with people that have sexual relationships with their family members, or 'Inbreds'

You can tell he's an Unstoner he has 6 fingers

Unstoner by howmuchclapcanaclapclapclap November 26, 2017

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unstoner • unstoned • untonerlike

untonerlike

Not cunty or unsavory. Well received. Intelligent or sharp.

The opera last night was very untonerlike.

untonerlike by SRQDT September 30, 2011

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unstoned

The state of being which occurs after being stoned. Often characterized by a loss of motor skills, sudden unexplainable irrationality and/or rage.

Friend 1: Duude, are you still stoned?
Friend 2: Nah man, I think I got unstoned.
Friend 1: Yeah, me too.

unstoned by Operation Kiefenator April 13, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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