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Uselessful 

Adj. Type of information carried around inside a man's head that he thinks is a mark of intelligence when in fact it is idiotic trivia. Ironically, in many cases everyone already knows the fact, or it is wrong.
Sally: Do you like my tan this summer?
Tim: Sure. Did you know that the mask in the movie "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white?
Sally: Yes dear. Everyone knows that.
Tim: Well, did you know that the red dot on the 7-Up can represents the inventor's eye? He was an albino.
Sally: You are an idiot. Stop using such uselessful information.
Uselessful by oso31 March 16, 2009
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uselessful by krakatau_2339 March 28, 2017

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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